Every time people have something collossially wrong about cars

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 12/08/2014 at 11:44 • Filed to: None

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"Any car that isn't measured in cubic inches is a ricer"

This was actually said to me, referring to the Murdersofa when it was bone-stock and unpainted.

Aaron M - MasoFiST > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 11:46

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So...any car made after 1982 or so is a ricer?

I mean, even the SRT 392 is listed as a 6.4 liter engine on the Chrysler website.

Anon > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 11:46

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But aren't modern american cars measured in litres....

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 11:47

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I'm going to be describing the Rover V8 as a 260/261 for troll purposes. I may even get a 260 badge - which will be accurate but deceptive.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 11:48

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Shit, I know nothing but liters for motors. I knew a couple GM motors and the Ford 5.0 in ci.

PS9 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 11:48

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I'm guessing that guy dosen't know that cid and L are convertible units...

Sam > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 11:49

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8.0L V10. Dodge never called it a 488.1 cubic inch engine, because that would be stupid. But doesn't it just scream rice?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PS9 12/08/2014 at 11:50

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Yep. Fastbacks use the hogshead.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 11:52

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So my 327 (5.3) is a ricer? And to add even more confusion- And even though it's a truck?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Anon 12/08/2014 at 11:52

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Well, due to the insertion of "technology", modern American cars are also often repellent in many of the same ways as imports for CI-uber-alles types. More aggressively plastic and curvy interior, electronics everywhere, a preponderance of FWD...

CID cultism works pretty well as a 70s-and-before shorthand.

Alfalfa > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 11:55

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Mr. Reynolds is unimpressed.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/08/2014 at 11:56

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This guy also insisted that a human could run 40mph, despite the fact your muscles would tear themselves apart at that speed. Another example of Kansas white trash. Kept trying to impress some girls we were hanging out with, walking around with an unbuttoned button-down shirt on and nothing under it.

One of the girls was his cousin.

The other one was his cousin's cousin.

Pixel > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 11:56

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6.2 liter ricer right here.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Sam 12/08/2014 at 11:56

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If you squint really hard it looks like a big NB. So rice. Get out of here with your fart-canned foreign crap and make way fur a CAMEROW

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > PS9 12/08/2014 at 11:57

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I think his logic is that liters are foreign and cu-in is MURICA so obviously any car that uses liters was developed internationally and isn't a REAL AMURICAN CAR

Which is amusing considering my car was made in Detroit, with some parts made in Canada.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 12/08/2014 at 11:58

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Yeah, I think way better using liters than I do cubic inches.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/08/2014 at 11:59

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This guy also insisted that a human could run 40mph, despite the fact your muscles would tear themselves apart at that speed. Another example of Kansas white trash. Kept trying to impress some girls we were hanging out with, walking around with an unbuttoned button-down shirt on and nothing under it.

One of the girls was his cousin.

The other one was his cousin's cousin.

Kansas. Fuck yeah.

PS9 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 11:59

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Better not tell him the truth about global car manufacturer infrastructure today. His head might explode.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Aaron M - MasoFiST 12/08/2014 at 11:59

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I keep copypasting this reply, but it amuses me so everyone needs to see it.

This guy also insisted that a human could run 40mph, despite the fact your muscles would tear themselves apart at that speed. Another example of Kansas white trash. Kept trying to impress some girls we were hanging out with, walking around with an unbuttoned button-down shirt on and nothing under it.

One of the girls was his cousin.

The other one was his cousin's cousin.

That's the caliber of person we were dealing with.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Pixel 12/08/2014 at 12:03

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Ugh, so disgusting. I bet it has a fart can and everything. That scoop is probably fake, too.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 12:04

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Wow. Where does he pull this stuff from?! The 4-minute mile is 15mph, and even Usain Bolt's record SPRINT was around 20 mph.

His genes must be removed from the pool.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/08/2014 at 12:08

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Oddly enough, his mildly attractive cousin I probably could have bung is reasonably intelligent, despite her affinity for *shudder* Naruto and evanescence.

crowmolly > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 12:12

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THINK FAST HOW BIG IS A 2014 CAMARO SS LS3 ENGINE?

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Exactly.

Aaron M - MasoFiST > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 12:16

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This is a good continuation of Logansteno's Tech school facepalms from last week. Some people...

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 12:22

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I like my measurement system in power of 10s and in liters, not something old and archaic.

JGrabowMSt > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 12:23

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Okay. Sure.

JGrabowMSt > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 12:25

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Mercedes is also unimpressed.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > crowmolly 12/08/2014 at 12:28

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SPACE. SOME AMOUNTS OF DISPLACEMENT. UUH.

NUMBERS!

crowmolly > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 12:30

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I'd bet of the people who know the answer, they'd say 6.2L.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > crowmolly 12/08/2014 at 12:40

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OBVIOUSLY IT'S 1.6 GALLONS

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 12:46

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HEY!, no badmouthing evanescence!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/08/2014 at 12:51

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It's more the combination than it is evanescence on its own. And the fact that every AMV ever is Naruto set to Bring Me To Life which is always either misattributed to Linkin Park or mistitled "Wake Me Up"

You know this to be true.

crowmolly > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 12:57

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GALLON IS BASED OFF OF A FRENCH WORD. FUCK THOSE CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS

ihm96 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 13:57

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We should also talk about how racist the term ricer is considering its never, ever used in positive terms.

Tapas > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/08/2014 at 15:32

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Oooh I snapped on my dad yesterday when he said he will get the second car as the Polo with the DSG and flappy paddles. "You can set it to auto and when you want to shift gears, its just like a Manual."

...just like a manual..... was ringing in my ears

And I told him what was on my mind.

My dad knows about cars and dual clutches, has an Audi with a similar set up and another old proper Manual. I don't know why he would say that...

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > ihm96 12/08/2014 at 17:00

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well, I suppose it IS Kansas, where everyone is either a bible beater or a racist.

but I repeat myself.